A sad woman

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

God forbid women do anything

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career