remarkably, yours

i want to do every activity ever but at the same time i want to never do anything again. you get it.

this email finds me snarling and baring my teeth, actually

hi guys i not even tired at all :) *slips on a banana’s peel and slides directly into my bed under the blankets and

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

Is there a source on this or is it just speculation

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.