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a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time
Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.
… I just realised that some of my mutuals are Too Young to get flashbacks from this. I hate the internet.
Robot Unicorn Attack is from 2010. The window for ‘ancient’ keeps getting smaller. Anyway, All your base are belong to us.
I’m a simple person, i see the delightful duo that are flamboyant and nerdy Erasure, and reblog to share the love. Whether you discovered them via a scrubs episode or a flash animation, seek out more. It’s all wierd and wonderful.
hee, we remember this song from ‘94, pretty
the original robot unicorn attack has long since been taken down, but thankfully its been reuploaded to the internet archive and if fully playable in-browser
Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game developed by Spiritonin Media Games and published by Adult Swim. It's an endless runner where players t
It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”
Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes
Chell closes her eyes and still does the chamber flawlessly, prompting glados to just sit there stunned because. Did chell take in the entire chamber in the brief glances before closing her eyes? She’s deaf she couldnt have gone off any audio clues, and she solved it pretty normally.
Glados changes the test order to a larger test room you cant see all of and starts a monologue and chell closes her eyes and does it AGAIN how is she doing this now glados is invested in testing out chell’s ability to…predict? Entire testing chambers.
The next one glados starts tracking chell’s eye movements and realizes chell only looks at the lighted panel denoting the test chamber. before closing her eyes. “She’s memorized all my tests, or somehow knows every possible test i could ever make. Or.”
The next time glados changes the panel display quickly before chell gets there, and chell actually smirks before doing it PERCECTLY AGAIN and glados realizes she must’ve noticed the discrepancy and figured out which test chamber it was based on something about the wall the panel is set into or just a first glance into the room itself as she closed her eyes.
And as this goes on, glados beings to realiz3 chell knows her perfectly. Every test. Every trick. Anything she could do to trip her up. From the moment she woke up chell knew every. single. thing. about glados. about the facility. Somehow she had a completely perfect knowledge.
Of all of her.
She feels seen. Understood.
Loved.
She HATES it. She HAS to design new, BETTER tests, NOW.
(Speedrunner chell but fully in universe x glados yuri ensues)

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Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
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I recently saw a post on Nextdoor where they complained that Animal Control wouldn’t come out and deal with some ducks they saw in a pond.
Like, that’s where ducks go. That is duck home. This is where they are supposed to be. Call Animal Control if the duck is in your living room. Not when you are in the duck’s living room.
My energy shield can deflect anything except bugbites and raindrops. So as long as the enemy isn’t a forest elf we’re good
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (1987--), Written by Hirohiko Araki
Nope, it’s my post (2024) written by Jamie
im jamie
I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)
have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^
check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb
it's that time again, kids

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Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"
remake of this classic
My latest creation
there's nothing I can add as a caption for this repost that would make it funnier than it being on tumblr.com

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
I made a Mii of you hope that's alright
hell yeah
i do like mozzarella lemonade and honey!
I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"
get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade