Cay

I find the fact that the Barbie movie is simultaneously being criticized by the right as “too radical”, and criticized by the left as “too nice to men” and/or “too pandering”, quite funny, given that America’s WHOLE SPEECH was about how, no matter what women (like the director of the Barbie movie) do, it will simultaneously always be too little and too much.

They might not even have bought a ticket; entry forms had "stowaway" as a valid transportation choice.

screen time should be more strict, i think my phone should give me an electric shock when i try to press the ignore button

i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.

Whoop

PLEASE. Please. Please take the time to read this.

found out today that the “no don’t [action] your so sexy aha” meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

good to know. you took one for the team

haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE