heck nope

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

   Please tell me more.    

Half his papers are >40% copy-pasted from other papers of his. In one case the data table was copied over, despite allegedly being from a different study. He allegedly sent out three different surveys to three different demographics several years apart and got exactly 770 back for all of them. (In one case this was a 77% response rate. For a randomly mailed survey.) One of his papers claimed in the text to have been conducted on 8-11 year-olds, but was actually conducted on toddlers age 3-5. Another paper claimed Pringles weigh 11 grams each. (For metric-challenged Americans, that’s basically the weight of two quarters.) Sometimes what was in charts didn’t match what was reported in the paper text. Sometimes graphs were misleading. Sometimes his reported sample sizes changed within a paper.

He’s had THIRTEEN studies retracted and a bunch more amended, and has announced he’s quitting. One study got retracted twice, which has got to be some kind of record.

Stephanie Lee at Buzzfeed News seems to have been leading the journalistic charge on this, but if you feel up to reading scientists talking about statistical analysis, more of the gory details of exactly how bad this is are over here.

I especially recommend the links to James Heathers’ SPRITE analyses, because he’s hilarious even though I only know, like, 30% of the statistics involved. (At least read the first one, for the statistical analysis that concluded that one of the children in the study was secretly a Clydesdale.)

The Joy of Cooking thing is summarized in this New Yorker article: a letter This Dude published in 2009 claimed JoC’s recipes had gotten 44% higher in calories per serving since it was published. The people who owned the estate pointed out that he’d only looked at 18 recipes in the cookbook, out of 4500. He claimed there were only 18 that had been in it since it was first published. Since they were working on putting together a new edition, they found that there were 245. It turned out that he’d only looked at things that had exactly the same names, which resulted in comparing some totally dissimilar recipes, AND that some of the recipes he’d looked at didn’t even specify serving size. When all the rest of this broke, the Joy of Cooking Twitter dragged him into the ground in exactly the tone you would expect from the Joy of Cooking dragging someone into the ground.

In short:

My dude this isn’t how you science!! 

is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor

I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real

my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time

‘ “asdf11.png” already exists. Do you want to overwrite? ‘

I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let’s ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT’S SO B I G

this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am

I want to pee but right now I’m doing so well and if I go I will leavE THE ZONE

opacity 67% or 68% I can’t decide

well this pic looks nice //*flips it horizontally*// I regret having eyes

I can’t find the right color, why do I not have the exact color I need

Oh hey, let’s share this online! *Spends next 5 minutes trying to take a good picture of it/scan it in*

IT SMUDGED DAMN IT

I have ink all over my hands and it’s not coming off

Do not make a mistake lining it, do not make a mistak- FUCK

My eraser has been obliterated by mistakes

I SPILLED *insert drink/food item here* ALL OVER MY DRAWING

My sketchbook fell apart/ripped again

Then I spend time with teenagers.

inktober 7

‪Messenger is the only probe made for Mercury. it was made to make observations about Mercury’s composition, core, and atmosphere.‬ ‪Because of Messenger we know that Mercury has water (ice) and had volcanoes in the past.‬

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