dear dairy

you know what maybe I’m being picky here but I would like to see some femme black lesbians in an interracial relationship, I’ve noticed that in art, media and books most mascs/butches are poc

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work

Okay but now I know what I want to do of I get rich?

Donating $10 buys $1,000 of medical debt. This is real, it works, and we’ve done it ourselves. You can too.

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the four seasons total landscaping thing is unfortunately extremely funny

I wanna know the perspective of the receptionist at that landscaping firm who was told that the president wanted to speak outside their garage and was like okay

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

rip to all the rich comedians and Woke TM celebrities whose sole personality trait was calling trump a cheeto 💔 praying for all of you 🙏🏻

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Everybody went through that stage when they first joined Tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding shitty comments to everything they reblogged.

OMG TOTALLY HAHA!!! XD