on a mission to civilize

my man asked me on a lunch date last night but i think he forgot because he just asked me if i have any plans for the day

i sent a video to the guy i’m seeing of me in a bra doing a voice over to the part in austin powers the spy who shagged me where austin powers goes “let me ask you a question, and be honest. do i make you horny baby? do i? do i make you randy?” and it’s probably the most hilarious thing i’ve ever done in my life honestly

yesterday, i was talking with one of my managers about my relationship woes because he was genuinely curious and he was legit being like an older brother/dad with his concern and was like saying he'll threaten the dude and guys? i think my 36 year old male manager is my new best friend