"You's want my two cents? You's want my two cents!? A'ight pal, I's got my 2 cents for ya... I got 'em right 'ere!"
*shoots you with my tommy gun that downpitches you by 2/100ths of a semi-tone*
"Guess we's got's ta tell da don you won't be singin' wit da choir no more, ya slightly-atonal asshole."
"Music theory? Yeah I's got a music theory for you's; nobody but nobody fucks wit Microtonality Tony and gets away with it, got it?"
I heards the only way out is through... which is why i fucked with Microtonality Tony 49 more times in order to return myself to a regular, if not deeper, pitch. Its a great alternative to voice training! What an ally.
Ayyyy what can I sez, huh? Gotta make sure we're helpin' out one anudda, ams I right or ams I right? Someone wants a key change, they should get that key change. If a pair a folks wants ta sing duets with similar cargo contents, then they should be free ta make some sweet music togetha, know what I'm sayin'? And if anybody tries ta tell yous otherwise: Ol' Tony and da boys'll make sure to take 'em to da bridge, capiche? We'll have dem hittin' da low notes with their pal Davy if you catch my drift. Singin' in da shower with da drain clogged. Writin' stanzas wit stingrays, y'know?
Ey an' uh, happy pride mont all yous, yeah? Stay safe out there.
