As unfortunate as it is I do believe being cringe is a core component of the human experience

Sorry for being weird and embarrassing it's my first time being alive as a human being. It will happen again

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

frog polycule to combat climate crisis now

Imagine the rain god seeing this shit and just having an absolutely unhinged fandom-brainrot-flavored "FGHJKGHJKGHJK EEEEEEE" moment about The Best Thing He's Ever Seen In His Fucking Life

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

women who are going nowhere in life i love you with all my heart

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

Holy fuck

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack