Careful. Here there be fangirling!

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

FYI, especially during Corona-time Pandemic.

Gonna do a streeeeech when I get home

also really good for back pains. bitches out here with chronic back pain trying out these stretches. it’s me. im bitches.

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

8/11/2026

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish