Bruh.

Whoever is having sex rn, have some for me too. Thank you

Not to be gay, but I really wish I was going down on a girl right now….

Going down on my girl*

*looks at a girl* oh wow

All I want to do is cuddle and smoke some weed

you ever just want to give up

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

How great would it be to see a top 10 highlight of the times you laughed the hardest and their situations.

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

get in loser, we’re going to group therapy to get to the bottom of why we are all so miserable

all the love in my stupid little heart is for u

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.