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Seeing how Gooseworx explicitly told us in the movie's credits to not say anything until it releases digitally...

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Captain Cold being carried like a little baby.

Because everyone expects the flash to be this goofy immature jokester. And he is, but he’s also a chemist and or forensic scientist and or physicist who’s perfectly capable of analyzing crime scenes and complicated schematics.

Meanwhile Batman is supposed to be this gruff overly serious no joy no fun brooding mess. But he’s also the dad of like eight or more kids who are always wearing bright spangaly outfits, cracking much dumber jokes, and generally being menaces. 

So generally, their conversations just go like-

The flash: eating his 4th breakfast burrito of the day with a fruit smoothie. So the bat computer was a bit slow, and I decided to test by hand. Here’s a list of the different metals the villains, weapons and bullets were composed of. also I went ahead and tested most of the stolen jewelry and all of the diamonds are fake so this is probably a cover cover-up for a larger crime.