Life's A Film Noir

your gazelle has a pearl choker

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT.

it is frankly insane how impossible it is to untangle tf2 with 2010s internet culture. like it's on the scale if not higher than mlp with how much it affected the internet at large

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

catch me lying awake for hours in darkness every night since i was 9