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ryan-sometimes

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

halomancer

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

lemonsharks

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

safetytank

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

queerb

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

maggiedeshiboux

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gallusrostromegalus

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

snailtrain

When people see Vrtra in all her poodle glory and go "wow shes so PRETTY what a gorgeous show dog!" And opine about how beautiful and lovely poodles are (true) and how they always wanted one (don't), its like... yes they are lovely, HOWEVER, unless you want to learn how to groom the most difficult to groom dog breed, and also have an active lifestyle because they are. Hunting dogs. Please do not the standard poodle. And if you desperately need to the poodle, GET A SMALLER ONE. Hell if you just want a sweet lapdog thats a money sink on grooming costs and daily brushing time, get a Maltese or a shi tzu.

Poodles also give themselves jobs!! Vivi's job is keeping my schedule and she is INCREDIBLY pushy about it. I get my two walks a day and ensure that I at least eat two meals because she won't eat unless I am. She does her job very well.

viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

animatedamerican

… I am unironically here for this

oldfilmsflicker

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

kabesattic

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

spicedtealeaves

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

cartoonfanatic

The gays have landed! Serial Designation D and F! (Nicknames lovingly given to them by a friend of mine through THEIR oc xD)

They're kinda jerks (who kiss a LOT) I hope to draw them interacting with C (i also gotta get a colored drawing of her tbh xD)

sticksandsharks

96 little guys for your consideration (and perhaps... purchase...)

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I *promise* I'm alive lol Went through a lot over the last year, big things coming, news... soon. Unsure when. BUT I have found myself in a position where I can make time for more of the things I want to do, so keep an eye out

#my art #character design #zombie #rockabilly #punk #dinner #yumyum

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Monkey Wrench - Indie Sci-Fi Series

Welcome! This is the official Tumblr of the Indie animated series Monkey Wrench, created by Joshua & Ashley Palmer

If Sci-fi with some silliness, heart, mystery and cosmic horror is your jam feel free to check us out! We have 5 Episodes available to watch over on Youtube, with a 6th currently in production.

Home for the Monkey Wrench Web series created by Joshua & Ashley Palmer

Also obligatory series patreon plug, as making these eps is dang expensive!

Creating Monkey Wrench animated web series

Here is also a link to our fourthwall merch store where you can find pins, posters, shirts, you name it! All profit goes to making more eps and paying our team for their hard work!

The official website and shop of Monkey Wrench. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.

gross-giirl

This series has been such a blast to follow.

My friend Ryan Gutierrez has finished the second iteration of his comic series, Blackmarrow! The writing, the art, the colors, the letters, all completed.

Today he's launched a kickstarter to fund printing and shipping! Blackmarrow is a lone rider in the Raptured West, fighting demons and defending the meek from the darkness that plagues the land. Check it out!

#comic #indie comic #western #horror #kickstarter #crowdfunding #indie artist #self publishing

fishstims

schimdtocean on instagram

gross-giirl

Why she got them swishy sassy legs

catcrumb

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mismedleym

the past lives in you

monkey-wrench-series

What do you think of Hazbin Hotel?

hiziri-pro

Eelfolk. I've posted a new illustration to my Patreon! Full size JPG, PSD and video files can be downloaded according to the amount of support. https://www.patreon.com/satoshi_matsuura

catcrumb

( consider donating to second harvest heartland to support families in minnesota whose benefits have been cut! )

andhaveapleasanttomorrow

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

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This was meant for the Artfol/Clip Studio comic contest, but I didn't finish before the deadline. I decided to finish and share anyway :D The theme was Deja Vu

#my art #deja vu #artfol #clip studio paint #comic #indie comic #original comic

Legally speaking, if I use PD versions of Mickey And Oswald, could I still make them bros and go up against the mad doc since he’s also in public domain as well?

I mean, yeah probably. If they are all in the PD, you aren't using copywritten or trademarked designs, and you aren't plagiarizing the story, then you're probably good.

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