The Lurker

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

So it turns out the windows 11 'shut down' button no longer shuts down the computer entirely. I know this because task manager snitched on the runtime. So I shut it down and turn the main switch off and guess what happened on the next boot. American Megatrends. How the hell does windows 11 even manage to fuck up shutting down

Apparently it fucked with my bios settings? Now I can't even run my emulator.

I have a suggestion

I can't imagine Taylor swift and her football player having a normal human conversation with each other sorry

When they're in private I think they just blink at each other and every few minutes one of them says "wow babe that was a really good tweet"

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

Comic strip by Boulet. You can find him on instagram.

im so pro abortion i think youre entitled to like 24 hour grace period post birth if you want a. really really late abortion. like how matresses have a 30 day no penalty return clause. fucking eat the little bastards who cares. its all just a blurr until like 2 and a half anyways

like back in ye old days you could just leave it in the woods or sell it to some old crone and be like yeah idk faeries got it. or that guy SID. what an asshole. who even gives a fuck. adoption is too much paperwork. like how they installed a warm baby box at the fire department so abandoned babies wouldnt freeze outside overnight. just fucking give it away

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?