medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

she only changed one lyric for fun, i think fans upset about it are being too critical. if i were her i would have changed so much more ‘ladies and travis kelces will you please stand’ ‘don’t blame me travis made me crazy’ ‘i don’t dress for women, i don’t dress for any man, lately i’ve been dressing for travis’

the pictures of Taylor in her sparkly leotard under an umbrella at the airport are so funny to me

“Reputation, at this point, is fucking goated. It’s the fucking shit – I just love that album to the fucking moon and back. I remember making that [album] and loving it. I feel like that album was met with some amount of cynicism, then cut to a few years later, it’s like, nope, everyone loves it. Taylor and I do talk about that a lot: You make what you make, because you believe in it, and sometimes you get your flowers right away and sometimes it takes a minute.”

we are, in more ways than one, experiencing the modern day equivalent to beatlemania. swiftmania if you will.

“Taylor Swift becomes the first woman-“

do it for her

She should say hi in foreign languages at the part in anti hero after the bridge. Like the more deadpan it's me hi part. "It's me 😐 hola 😐 I'm the problem it's me"

man call me crazy or whatever but i'm not very thrilled with the fact that the takeaway that all of y'all are getting from the titanic submarine crisis happening right now is