Catkin Clara!

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

@kingsfinch

I’ve seen death

goddammit, that is NOT what “dog training” means

I can’t believe this comment, you come into my house and upstage me like this