totally human I swear

[Image description taken from alt: Drawing Scars on Brown/Dark Skin. The left illustration is how cuts and burns looks on brown and darker skin. Top level is the common depiction of using light pink to color it. So no melanin? typically not how most scars look. Of course there’s the condition of raised scars or stretch marks which could look lighter! Next row is showing how they are when scabbing which is reddish and dark. Third row is an aged, finished scar. Burns are marbled in look. They're darker than the skin tone. Last row shows how a fully or nearly fully healed scar, it's lightly visible but still darker than skin tone. Right illustration is a torso with scars with a diagonal cut to show the difference between left and right side. Left has pink light scars, healing? Or just an oversight? Right has darker colored scars. Normal. Same applies to top surgery scars. For recent surgeries that alter the areola, it is pink as it heals (nipples are pigmented on dark skin btw so it’s a weird look) After full care and recovery they’ll look normal (dark). End description.] @a-captions-blog

I had gotten up and out of bed for school when I spotted my phone on my nightstand. when i checked my screen and turned it on, all it said was “JARED IS COMING” in all caps, bright red text on a black background. I spoke to a ton of people about it and none of them seemed to know or care about it, they all just treated it as a normal thing. also for some reason I had curly hair.

erectile dysfunction girlies rise up!

i did not spend half an hour poorly editing an excerpt from the Soft Bodies chapter from Mira Bellwether's Fucking Trans Women onto that open book for people to make this post about the men in their lives. please respect hoshimi junna's flaccid cock.

Wait hang on... was I traumatized as a teenager? *thinks about it for a bit* Well I can't remember anything traumatic so it's probably fine.

[ID: Tag reading, "*voice different from mine in the back of my head* I CAN!!!!!!!" End ID.]

@onehandkilling

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

[ Begin ID: A series of three tweets from October 12, 2021. The original tweet is by Lavern Spicer @/lavern_spicer and reads "They let Magic Johnson play basketball with FULL-BLOWN HIV but won't let Kyrie Irving play because he won't get a covid shot." The first reply is by Art Martin @/gartmartin9 and reads "Are you aware that NBA players do not have penetrative sex during a game?" The second reply is by SafewordPumpkinPatch @/LocaOdly and reads "Which is why I never watch." / End ID ]

[ID: 2 dark images of a fire in a wooded area. the third image is the celebration meme of a smiling star surrounded by balloons with bright pink text overlaying that says, “golf course down!” /end ID]

cc leaves out the important fact that when she squeezes her boob it makes a squeaky toy sound