Bisexual Lion Tamer

Reblog and put in the tags your most quoted line from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

#this was in a book about alzheimers

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

The bullet bandolier over the skirts is a look. 😌

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

Honestly if you want to see good deescalation training find a hotel manager. I got a cousin whose the concierge at this ritzy seaside place and one time on a visit i saw rich people grab her lapel and threaten sexual harm because they didn’t understand how restaurant reservations work and she didn't move a facial muscle. She doesn’t fear death and could probably talk the grim reaper out of taking her soul by offering him a complimentary cocktail

give me a nice thought

Hammer Head Sharks get startled by the bubbles most scuba gear make. So they made new gear so they could interact with the sharks.

superlative thought! keep going

“t-poses for power after rummaging through corpses” sounds like a 2018 tumblr post

#DON’T TALK TO ME TILL I’VE HAD MY SOLAR POWER

am i more forgiving, attentive, & respectful to men than women?  do i value men’s respect & approval more than women’s?  do i invest more time & effort in impressing or pleasing men than women?  am i more uncomfortable & dismissive around older women than older men?  when a woman does something genuinely bad, do i criticise & condemn her more harshly or more personally than i do men?  am i more angry or personally affronted when a woman does something i don’t approve of?

when i insult or belittle a woman, do i pick out her sex for criticism?  are my insults sexualised?  is she ugly, unfuckable, desperate?  is she a bitch, witch, hag, cunt, twat, slut, whore?  does she need a good fuck?  do i tell her ‘fuck you’, ‘suck my dick’, ‘get fucked’?  when i insult a man, do i do so by implying he is female or effeminate?

do I feel more entitled to women’s kindness, forgiveness, courtesy, patience, etc. than men’s? even women I don’t know well, and who haven’t given me any reason to think we have any kind of a relationship?

why is every tutorial a video. these days. can a bitch have some plain text and a photo

i love that she just homes in on the only other witch she can see just specifically to be a bastard and leaves and you never see her again in the rest of the film. icon