no blood no problem

Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

"But you could, my liege!" the knight follows immediately.

Looking at my unused prompts…. @bleakflamingos idk how you spun gold out of that stuff ahahahaha

I liked them! I had a really good idea for the road trip prompt you had too!

okay so my thought was, modern AU, Maekar and his maekarlings are supposed to fly over to their family friends the Ashfords for Gwin's week-long birthday celebration and Egg is being a little shit about it, and manages to get Home Alone'd on purpose via tricking Daeron. Dunk thinks he's lost when he sees him running around in the city by himself and tries to help. Finally things get sorted out and his dear Uncle Baelor who was about to head out on a leisurely road trip anyway offers to take a little side detour to take Egg to Maekar, it'll take a day or two but what can ya do. Dunk is also coincidentally soon heading out that way for college reasons with his backpack and Greyhound ticket, but Baelor won't hear of this nice young man being stuck in a bus for days when he was so kind and went out of his way helping Egg, he's got room in the car after all. Shenanigans ensue.

England is playing like they think this is the real semifinal. France is playing like it’s embarrassing to be here.

LIKE its so insane and so cool to me how emma is able to accurately portray the stern but also 'done with you' energy that moms do