The best doggo of ur life

These goddamn “heartfelt” stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it’s been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

+6 stealth -8 charisma

pisslord

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

I work in marketing. Not only are they spending money on ads rather than paying employees more, they are cutting hourly employees hours, laying people off, furloughing people, and then forcing the remaining employees to work harder to get extra work done to create the "thank you" ads on top of their regular assignments. It's a real fun time to work in marketing.