*quiet meowing*

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

For your reading pleasure: an iNaturalist forum thread about how dandelion taxonomy is so fucked up that no researcher wants to even touch it

*nods* just like queers

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both