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Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

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