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so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[ID: Photo of a brown and white tabby cat loafing on someone's lap, with a "I [heart] medieval torture" on its head (the hat is very oversized on the cat). End ID]

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

[Image ID: Tweet from birdsRightsActivist (@/ ProBirdRights) on Jun 15, 2015 reading: I been working on my summer bod: It the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it. /End ID]

[ID: a semi-realistic painting of two pale hands cradling the reflection of the crescent moon in a dark, rippling pool. /End ID]

[ID: A digital illustration of a black-crowned night heron wearing hiking boots that are too large for its feet. The heron is mostly grayish white with a black head and back, red eyes, and a hunch posture when its long neck is retracted. The background is bright red with a few small yellow star shapes. End ID.]

[id: digital cartoon showing a creek flowing through a forest. Just before the creek disappears under fallen logs and ferns, a council has formed: a turtle sitting on a jutting rock, a muskrat on the bank, and a frog on a mossy round stone, all facing each other.]/end id.

[ID: Two digital drawings of tigers. The first tiger is leaning forward and looking slightly up on a blue background with a yellow star shape behind its head. The second tiger is shown from slightly below on a black background with radiating yellow lines. Both have a wide eyed look, as if intrigued. End ID]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

[text: Your brother got bit by a spider and he says it is changing his personality making him more annoying. His words /end text]

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

the number of people who will tell you that HRT (T or E, i have seen people say it for both) will make you straight is fucking insane btw

i had so many people tell me that T was gonna make me stop liking men because T is the hormone that makes you a heterosexual man and well that didn't happen lol. still gay as hell.