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one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
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Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin
I love being a multishipper like yes I will eat from every single plate at the banquet and I will enjoy all of the foods to my hearts content
youtuber/streamer Buck who is at twitch con and single father Eddie who has to accompany Christopher to the meet&greet bc Buck is Chris' favourite streamer
Ilya watches drag race with Svetlana and has lots of opinions on the queens and which queens are his favourites
later on Jackie and Rose are included and they all hangout and watch drag race together and give each other drag makeovers
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Ilya watches drag race with Svetlana and has lots of opinions on the queens and which queens are his favourites
Ilya voice while planning summer vacation and shane asks where he wants to go As long as you wear those little shortsâŚI will be happy
shane voice Obviously Iâm going to wear the little shorts. can you please contribute to the discussion
(@loontattoo)
connor storrie really took ilya being 9 inches to heart because every time we see ilya jerking it that arm has the range of motion of a man trying to crank a lawnmower thatâs been sitting in the garage for 3 monthsâŚ..i see your character work mr storrie i see those wide gratuitous strokes
*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*
Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says âgirl!â to him about something, Shane just makes this face
Ilya when Kip calls him âgirlâ
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cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because theyâre teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like âis my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?â âyeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying meâ âmarly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass manâ âaw man rozzy youâre making me blushâ
they share clothes all of the time, not even really on purpose, they just spend so much time hungover together that things get muddled. this isn't a problem until marley sees shane hollander, wearing his shirt??? obviously he immediately accuses ilya of cheating on him (partying without inviting him to join). shane is visibly devastated, ilya is frantically explaining, and thats how marley is the first person in the nhl to learn about hollanov
Life comes at you fast
more ilya as stitch <3
WAIT GUYS I HAVE ONE MORE
okay but Shane takes a hit late in the game and doesn't return so in the post-game presser somebody (they're new, they don't know any better, they will never make this mistake again) asks Ilya "how's Hollander's head" and Ilya experiences every emotion at once as he wrestles with the lingering terror of seeing the love of his life take five seconds too long to get up (he's fine) and also the sheer delight at being offered this perfect, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on a silver platter
and with absolutely heroic effort, ilya says something entirely boring and appropriate about concussions, can't be too careful but thankfully nothing to worry about this time, Hollander will be back in time to crush the Pamphlets, yada yada, because he is a good husband and respects Shane's boundaries, and then they're walking to the car to finally go home and Shane is holding an icepack and there are still a couple reporters milling about and some asshole yells "hey Hollander, you sure your head's okay?"
and Shane looks directly into their phone camera and says, "I donât know, you'll have to ask my husband"
Ilya in Ottawa like
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Ok but Ilya not realizing until much later that he hurt Shane with things heâd done in the past
One day it randomly comes up as Ilya says something about a time he acted like a dick and Shane is just like âEh itâs ok, looking back I understand now that you were in a âIâm going to hurt you before you can hurt meâ mindset and thatâs why you acted like that.â
And Ilya is staring at him and Shane asks whatâs wrong and Ilya goes âI hurt you?â And Shaneâs just like well yeah but it was forever ago donât worry about it. But Ilya is worrying about it because back when heâd done the various hurtful things heâd been in downward spirals where he was convinced he didnât have the ability to hurt Shane because he didnât matter enough to Shane to hurt him, so he didnât think the way he acted had any negative effects. And now heâs turning pale and his eyes are getting big as heâs realizing that oh god when he did those things he hurt his favorite person and he hadnât even realized it
He makes Shane tell him the different times it happened and Shane doesnât really want to because clearly this is just going to upset Ilya more, but hiding it or lying is probably also going to make things worse in the long run so itâs better to get it out now. So he mentions Ilya ghosting him after they had sex, and then how Ilya acted in Sochi, and that whole night in Vegas, and âI like you⌠Not as a person, obviouslyâ
And the whole time Ilya is silently nodding and looking like he wants to throw up because no no no those werenât supposed to be things that hurt Shane, those were supposed to be things that bounced off Shane without affecting him because they were only ever meant to hurt or protect himself, Shane was never supposed to have been hurt by those and fuck how did he not see in the moment the way that he was actively hurting Shane by doing that
And now itâs even worse because Shane wonât even be mad at him about it, he keeps insisting on being understanding and not upset and trying to make Ilya feel better when in fact Ilya is the worst most awful person in the world who should be punished for eternity for making 22 year old floppy haired baby Shane SAD like some kind of MONSTER
The next Galina session Shane is also there with Ilya who has his head in his hands and Shane is just like ok so we may have accidentally stepped on a landmine the other night-
At some point after the cottage but before the public outing TMZ does an article on âIlya Rozanovâs most high-profile hookupsâ which is essentially just a list of Instagram models with paparazzi shots and blurry cellphone pics of Ilya at the club. Shane scrolls through it, absolutely seething, because he is Ilyaâs most high-profile hookup - maybe not by their metric, which seems to be Instagram followers, but Shane hasnât heard about a single one of these women, apart from Svetlana whom he wouldnât have recognised if not for Ilya talking about her. The guys are talking about it in the locker room, as if Ilyaâs a legend for getting with all of these supposedly very desirable women (although that is decidedly not the way the guys phrase it) and Shane is absolutely furious because he canât tell anyone that none of these women got to keep him. He is the only one whoâs gotten to call Ilya his. He is the only person Ilyaâs been in love with.
Anyway, after the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like heâs been mauled. His entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks - his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down, one on his pubic bone, a couple on his thighs, and the darkest one on his hip, a large circle of clear teeth marks - not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons. Ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out âTAKEN - BACK OFFâ and when the gossip of Ilya Rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the Montreal locker room Shane canât help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because, yes, thatâs his man.
