Ugly sobbing

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

updates to miscellaneous page - added link to green's dictionary of slang

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

hand in unglovable hand

the thing is like i do think there's this, i don't want to catastrophize and call it an epidemic, but this i guess pervasive trend towards under-awareness of how both public and permanent the stuff you post online really is. if you put something on teh interwebz, then virtually anybody can stumble across it at any point in the future and you kind of have to make your peace with that to some degree before you start poasting. you cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube

however, while avoiding the blissful ignorance of thinking you have any semblance of privacy in a completely public virtual space such as this, you must also not succumb to the logical inverse of that, which is waltzing around irl like Ahem. Don't You Know Who I Am? I Posted A Funny Drawing Of Arcade Gannon Once

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

@zoethesportsblog

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

this is not JUST about destroying kids' privacy by the way, although that is bad on its own! but think about it: if you can push everyone to spend their formative social years communicating through an insecure protocol, most of them are not going to do the work of moving to a secure one the moment they're legally allowed! banning everyone under 16 from Signal and WhatsApp creates a whole population of people more likely to continue, for the rest of their lives, to communicate using a tool the government can access at the drop of a hat

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

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QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

🐞 a ladybug for everyone who needs good luck

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!