Catashark

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

homeboy was reduced to slop

I love this newscaster. He not only does his job well, but things like this come up and it just makes him even cooler. And I also would have been distracted by the nice rooster and his girl.

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it