White Noise

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

the dead eyed look dog owners hit you with while their untrained animal trots directly at your dog kicker 9000 hobnail steel toe striker boots, dragging the extendable leash into a tripwire the entire width of the pavement so you have to execute a billy elliott grand jeté like nice try slipping jimmy catch me next time with your presumably million pound dog insurance scam

just saw someone standing fully vacant no light of life in their eyes watching their two pugs at full leash extension run through the fence into a kids' play area and piss all over the sand. there are some nasty undersocialised erratic dirty dangerous animals out there and they're called 📢 DOG OWNERS

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.