White Noise

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

Tucker and Dale VS Evil winning once again

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

love wins

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

Tumblr user boy boymounter shocked tumblr users think of sex when they hear CNC and not computer numerical control

[image description: tweet by @ audipenny that reads "America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I'm like no girl u need to go to the hospital." /end id.]