White Noise

my dad is currently building a shelf for his power tools in the shed. beautifully poetic - without the tools, he would have no means to build the shelf; but without them, there would also be no need to build it in the first place. the snake bites its own tail. if the tail was makita compact circular saw

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult