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"father. I have a bomb."

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timberwind

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

juicydangler

poetrylesbian

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

whalepunk

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

talesfromthecrypts

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

copperbadge

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

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1-jar-of-stars

On Friendship.

The epic highs and lows of having grown adult friends with grown adult jobs where the response time is 4 seconds flat or 3-5 business days

#it’s like a reward #guilty

mantisdepot

they are best friends

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

#the economy is so bad we can only afford one gender

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helloitsbees

propaganda on my dash

helloitsbees

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

#we’ve all done it

kal8elle

Superwoke 🤝 Super-bisexual

fursasaida

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

ahotknife

i have a favorite tweet of the year already

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

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World Heritage Post

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xanaxfarts

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

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