hello! :)

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

Pokemon Heritage Post

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

you look kinda weird ngl

fuck your entire life

uh, source?

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

*mashes the skip dialogue button*