Everything happens so much

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

after a win against boston, shane comments in his typical measured, earnest way that rozanov seemed a bit slow this game and maybe he was kept up too late last night. half of hockey twitter immediately cancels him for slut shaming while the other half argues that there’s no way that’s what he meant, this is shane hollander, that’s just ridiculous. meanwhile ilya’s the only one who knows that hollander was actually slut shaming himself

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

the x-files is fun because any time you get a legitimately good episode they make sure to follow it up with some shit like The Ghoul That Caused The Challenger Disaster or Amish Pheromones. really cleanses the palate

shane voice i'm not sexting i'm just being honest about what i'm feeling