At the end of the world

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[lace sleeves, shivering hands, jazz from another room, pearls, red lipstick on a glass rim, soft eye contact across spaces, warm breath against my wrist, hands finding each other instinctively, balcony air, silk brushing against skin, unread letters, november evening coloured longing, velvet, eyes just before a kiss, hearts pounding hiding in the ambient music]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones