do good recklessly

we were in a literal full showing the other night and everyone in the theater was talking at normal volume or higher but once the previews were over and the movie started it was DEAD silent. for the entire movie. nearly two hours of quiet. i forgot it could be like this

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

Watch his thumb though 👀

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey