#titles are hard

That fucking chair probably chocolate too

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

imagine in purgatory if benny grew weaker bc monster blood doesn’t satiate his thirst like human blood does and he’s getting paler and slower and cas is getting increasingly frustrated with him because he’s putting dean in danger by being sloppy. and eventually cas has to ask why dean won’t let benny drink his blood anymore (not that cas wants dean to offer himself up like that, as a matter of fact he hates the thought of dean feeding this fanged idiot - but this is just not practical) and dean looks away and benny rolls his eyes and goes dean likes it a little too much. and dean’s like im gonna kill you. and benny says yeah poke me to death maybe. or starve me to save your masculinity. and dean’s like it was an involuntary response. and benny snorts and asks if it’s an involuntary response when cas heals him, too

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia