Haha Jonathan gas leak

ilya as woodstock

If Sue Sylvester from GLEE had been in ST Mike and Will would’ve been together by season 3 at the latest

She would have put them in the Russian elevator alone together

And then schizophrenic Steve would’ve killed them

He doesn't CARE about Tina

He kills them because now that they’re gay he associates them with Tina Turner

And then end of beggining starts to play

And it reminds him that being in Chicago cures him of his schizophrenia so he goes there and starts crying because he feels guilty(the it djo feels in Chicago is guilt) and then Eddie puts his hand on Steve’s shoulder and assures him it’s ok and then Steve says “but how are you here” and then Eddie saying that he escaped the bats by pretending to be one of the but he got confused and actually thought he was one but then he saw a Steve edit on TikTok which reminded him that he is a lustful man so he came back and then Dustin(he was there the whole time btw) saying “well I’ve seen stranger things”

Not before Steve reminds him that he's not gay and Eddie says well I wish you were and Steve is like omg what you like me and Eddie goes "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW" Then they make out probably because Robin told Steve he's bisexual.

And then Lucas(who is also gay max was secretly a boy the whole time whose mother misread his birth certificate but broke up with Lucas because he isn’t gay) lives alone for the rest of his life watching Max from the sidelines

He bonds with Will (A hotpot eating ghost) who Eddie told to do the same thing and they end up dating and moving to Australia WHICH coincidentally is also were chance moved to so Will dumps Lucas for Chance which honestly really bums Lucas out he's not having a great time so he decides to go back to watch Max from the sidelines as he was always intended to do

And Mike has been reincarnated into a parrot watching Lucas from the sidelines so it’s like sidelines squared and Eleven as a parrot(she died at the same time as Mike and Will but is was natural causes and completely unrelated) is watching Mike from the sidelines but only because she thinks his parrot hair(he kept his old hair) is a dark chocolate magnum

Steve decides that Eddie and him are going to get married but at the last minute at the alter he sees a human sized bopper in the crowd and runs towards it as that's his true calling- no one is allowed to be gay in this universe

And then someone in the crowd says “stranger things? More like straighter things” OMG it’s Dr Brenner. Everyone cheers and puts their hands in the center as they agree to set up the Westboro Baptist Church

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.

Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: under his breath Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: Rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig

The guy: Notices my ace pin Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

The guy: I’m literally a gay man and I won’t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay sx, people like you are hurting my community. I’m gonna go have SX with my boyfriend

Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak!

Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

Me: You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really?

Barista: Throws water on the bigoted guy

Barista: Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it

Me: picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head

Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.

Me: loudly and proudly Another warm milk please, on the house! I think I’m owed it

Barista: You know it!

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Alrighty, since we don't have one of these that I've seen before, here is a link to a Google Drive with some essential resources for fic writers in this fandom. This started out as just the SP timeline spite project to show up Landy but it sort of. Spiralled wildly out of control because I deal with tanking mental health by hyperfocusing on projects I can control down to extreme details ayyyyy

This fandom is generally a toxic hell-pit in my experience and this project is intended to make everyone's time here a little better. So yes, I am okay with everyone using these resources, including the people I have blocked, and the people who have blocked me, on two conditions. Be civil and credit me/link back to the Fanpack GDrive so others can use it too. If you see this on someone else's blog and are wondering if I'd mind you, specifically, using it - as long as you follow those two rules, you go right ahead. Enjoy.

Contains:

The SP Timeline - now available either in a single doc or in separate era-specific docs for ease of searching. If you have an OC who was included in the books, and you'd like me to include their birthdate/birth year, let me know.

Character Gallery - useful both for quickly looking up canon descriptions and for realising that Landy apparently has like three (3) physical descriptions total at his disposal. I added this while working on the SP Faces project, because I could not remember anything about any of the minor characters, and wanted a quick reference on hand.

Sanctuaries Overview - in case anyone wants to write a fic set outside Ireland. Now you can quickly reference who's running your chosen country, and who's working for that Sanctuary.

SP Faces - A folder of character headshots. These are all just my versions at the minute, but if you'd like to have yours added, let me know! Good for if you're like me, and suck at picturing characters in your head.

If you think of a resource you'd like to have available, or you've already made one you'd like to have included, shoot me a message. I don't get paid for this, so I won't guarantee anything, but the next time I have a breakdown I might end up churning out whatever it is you want to see. ✌🏼

Handbook Teaser

SP Faces: Skulduggery's Family Edition 2.0

Top: Carver Gallant, Skulduggery Pleasant, Confelicity Divine

Second Row: Francis Gadabout, Petulance Ruin, Uther Peccant

Third Row: Bayard Muchly, Sophrosyne Grace

Bottom Row: Apricity Delight, Respair Kempt