i am going to make it through this year

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

2026 is the year toby stephens wins an emmy for james flint, i can feel it in my bones

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

was playing Survival Video Game and installed a mod that adds a thirst mechanic but it also adds a pee mechanic and i don't really want that but i DO want the other mechanics so here we are. but now the game is yelling at me with shaking red text on the screen telling me to turn on urination in the config settings and it's been making me laugh so hard i have to pee irl

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

Napoleon is master of Europe and oceans are now battlefields and here you are, blogging on a niche dying social media website

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

reddit will make you hate Jon Snow and twitter will make you hate Daenerys and the wise woman heeds neither grouping of fan and instead inscribes messages on clam shells and tosses them in the water. The fish will know discourse.

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible