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hilarioushumorfromouterspace

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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

thedevoteddemon

a sleepover with jc and the boys

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Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

ghoulfr13nd

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

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Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

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Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

hllllllush

theclash

Just thought everyone should know that Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby for a Halloween party in the year 2018

m1tos1s

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

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purplebuddhaquotes

Remember, being yourself is the only way to find out who truly cares and loves you for you.

(via purplebuddhaquotes)

max-thebrownhairlesbian

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

shadowdragonia

nerdgul

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

ryrythescienceguy

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

itisisunbeam

WHY EATING SEASONALLY IS IMPORTANT

•save money - food is at it’s highest supply

•food is better - it is grown closer to home so less likely to rot

•support local, sustainable farmers

•more environmentally friendly

mxmoonwitch

lemon--glow

@minimalistgrufti

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oh you’re a blessing omg thank you

fangorgia

stunning. ✨

awed-frog

#hero

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saber-chan

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

jump-spark

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

amazinamerica

This is for those idiots that always tell folks to get more education so that they can get a better job.

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heyfunniest

starlordofpelvicsorcery

This gif makes more sense now

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oh hell no

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oh cell no

You ever hang out with someone and then realize you are ok with never seeing that person again because yeah

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