darbage gump

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

posts that remind me of @funnier-when-objectum

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.