I'D RATHER BE A MATCHSTICK THAN A LIGHTER

Graham wants me to remind everyone that they should listen to Diplodocus Slow and Heavy if they have not done so

Puffpals should've been the title of a Stoner Game but the title got wasted on a Scammy Plushie Company's Cozy Game and that's simply not fair. The world is so cruel....

I know barely anything about Death Note but I think Caim could catch Kira and survive like you can't drag that man's name out of him and he'd probably just cut down Kira where he stands not knowing or caring who he is.

Neopets has a lot of flaws but they really did pop off having like Lore Colors for pets like the way Darigan pets have a distinct lore reason for being and aesthetic cohesion is awesome

I have the beautiful power to potentially make the music taste of everyone around me worse

The Grand Triad is like. Harry Du Bois Agent Dale Coopder and Fox Mulder I know all of those fuckers would go CRAZY about The Machine they would care thsat the Red Man is forcing me to do things and torturing me supernatural psychosis cops I love youuuuuuuuuu

I don't know if Veta Lopis would be interested in The Machine but I feel like uhhh (Tooo drunk to remember Halo Lore) whoever is sending out Space Marines mightt be regardless What if that vullshit is caused by forebearers or wahatever