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The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is
I just love how with two simple words, we’re told that Crowley 100% already knows what’s going on with the Ark, he just played dumb to have an excuse to talk to Aziraphale.
He should not know the name of Noah’s son if he hasn’t a clue what’s going on here, but he does know the name of Noah’s son, which mean he’s a Lying Liar Who Lies.
Like, I’ve seen some posts that talk about how Crowley let the kids braid his hair and such, and I just imagine him hanging out with Noah and his sons for a while, befriending the kids
Definitely Not Helping, because he’s a demon, after all. I mean, if you think about the story of Noah and then try to figure out what Crowley is doing there, his job there is officially probably to stop everyone from believing Noah and his family, but he doesn’t really have to lift a finger for that. His first experience with humans doing his work for him, really.
And as the time of the storm approaches, Noah loading animals into the ark, Crowley supervising, he sees a figure in white and then immediately says to himself, “right, time to act dumb so that the pretty angel will talk to me again.”
I mean, look at the way he’s looking at Aziraphale. That is the face of a demon thinking, “Gosh, you’re cute. Let’s find a tent and make-out like the world’s about to flood.”
You should also, Definitely For Science, see Crowley’s expression when Aziraphale starts to explain the Ark to him.
“Ah, yes, I definitely, 100% know nothing about this. First I’m hearing of it, honestly!”
Crowley, you’re a dumbass, and I love you.
YES THIS but it’s also because he wants Aziraphale to spell it out. To speak it aloud. To say the words: the God I follow and work for is drowning the entire earth, save for this ark. Because She thinks all these innocent people are beyond saving, beyond learning, and deserve to die.
Crowley wants Aziraphale to wake up. He works toward it for millennia. He wants him to recognize the fallibility, of God and Heaven and their plan, like Crowley himself did.
So yes, he knows what’s going to happen. And he wants to hear Aziraphale speak the words, so he must confront that this is wrong. This isn’t “good” at all.
Just like the “guns give weight to a moral argument?!” incredulousness, many years later.
He’s saying, come on. Listen to what you’re saying. You know this isn’t holy. Think for yourself.
And blessedly, eventually, when it at last comes down to the goddamn apocalypse, Aziraphale finally does.
He might not have, if Crowley hadn’t been setting the stage for millennia.
Yes yes yes thank you. I LOVE that the current fandom has latched onto Crowley’s crush and how immediately all-in he is with Aziraphale BUT. But. Lately I’ve seen him so stripped down in fic and meta. People are making him entirely this sweet soft boy with a crush, or a desperate needy bottom (please can we not be so reductive about queer characters?) or a total puppy who is deeply good at heart
They’re missing probably the most important part of his characterization in the show: he is the doubter. The questioner. The tempter. And his tempting, where Aziraphale and Eve are concerned, is NOT towards evil or lust or mischief. It’s towards doubt, and a deeply righteous sort of doubt. The sort of doubt that says “your God is killing kids and I need to hear you acknowledge it.”
I second @pactmagic. One thing I find so compelling about both Crowley and Aziraphale as characters is their humanity when they aren’t human at all.
Curiosity is a deeply human trait. So are fear, courage, and love, among many others that are explored through many of the characters in Good Omens as well.
Doubt is a form of curiosity, a way of asking questions. Crowley is punished for curiosity but sticks by this inner drive because knowledge is more interesting to him than safety (also it’s kind of too late so he might as well keep going). This is a direct parallel to human progress - curiosity can cost us our lives, but all progress comes from asking questions. (Sidebar: there’s a great short story somewhere about the first person to eat an oyster, think about the guts that took like what??)
The other part of Crowley I find relatably human is it’s kind of fun to inconvenience people every now and then. We’re not perfect creatures, and sometimes knowing you mildly pissed someone off can be perversely satisfying. I personally like to balance this out with being nice to people, but I am not above teasing, pranking or annoying people on occasion.
I identify with Crowley a lot, is what I’m saying.
well, i guess Crowley works under the assumption that his ‘mild inconveniences’ are being balanced out by Aziraphale’s ‘frivolous miracles’..
You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts
me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose
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As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.
Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:
I hate to be the one to ruin the "and there was only one bed" headcanon that all good omens fans have but we know that Crowley can sleep on the walls and the roof which to me makes that night so much funnier. Imagine poor Aziraphale lying in bed staring awkwardly up at Crowley who's snoring above him
Poor Aziraphale, he doesn’t even sleep but he was very much down for some snuggles
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i like to imagine that bentley just fuckin BLASTS romantic music whenever they ride together
Crowley is soft for children pass it on
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*soft voice* of course dear

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Clothes Crowley 100% owns
Booty shorts that say Weapon of Mass Distraction on the ass
Duck onesie
Many shirts/jackets with wings on the back and an angel wing shawl
Graphic t-shirt with image of cupped hands across the tits
Snake ear crawlers
Rainbow snakeskin patterned leggings
Anything Aziraphale has lent him in the winter ever
That lingerie that's really just a snake costume on your dick
Floral bandanas to wear over his hair
Skimpy angel Halloween costume
Wristband that reads Sinning is Winning
Aromatherapy pendant
“if i run and leap at crowley, he will Most Certainly catch me in his arms” based on this scene in brooklyn 99!! (i skipped to the part but the whole video is good™): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIhl1cW9Me8&feature=youtu.be&t=32