hornie musings

the way andy would absolutely be both. he’d call you his wife way more than necessary like “excuse me, i need to talk to my wife” when stealing u away at a party and he literally could’ve just said your name smh…..

w- what would happen if he did have to come up there🥺👉👈

Tags: 18+, smut, brattiness, ~900 words

A/N: congratulations to people magazine for recognising what we have all been saying for years <3 (smut under the cut)

“sexiest man alive, huh?” is how you greet your boyfriend in the morning. “sounds official. do you get to sign off on emails with that now or something?”

chris sets down his steaming mug of coffee and turns to face you with a roll of his eyes as you enter the kitchen, magazine in hand, your boyfriends body plastered across the front cover

“funny,” he deadpans, stifling a smile

“i’m just curious, is all,” you shrug, shit-eating grin on your face. “i’m not familiar with the customs around this sort of thing. should i curtsy?”

“i could accept kneeling,” he allows, snaking an arm around your waist and pulling your body against his, casting a filthily pointed glance down to your mouth. “you know, if you really wanted to pay your respects”

you gasp, swatting his arm with a giggle. “i would never dishonour such a sacred title like that”

“uh-huh,” he rumbles, his huge hands warm on your back as he holds you. “you keep acting like such a brat, i’m gonna do something really dishonourable to those tiny little shorts you’ve got on”

Tags: 18+, smut, power dynamics, implied age diff, ~500 words 

Nsfw under the cut

thinking about ari levinson, the powerful businessman who simply coasts through life on his devastating good looks and panty-dropping charm, becoming somewhat fixated on the pretty new intern at his office who likes to act like she’s immune to him or something

he’s not buying your little disinterested act - because he knows it is an act - but he’s intrigued by the way you seem almost annoyed by the effect he has on people. yourself included

“how’s my favourite secretary this morning?” he asks as he arrives at the office, giving you a half smile as he ambles over to the front desk

“fine,” you reply curtly – he catches the movement of your throat as you swallow nervously. you barely look up from your computer screen as he towers over you, casting a shadow over the notes you’re transcribing from yesterday’s meeting

he chuckles, amused at your ice cold demeanour, even as you struggle to maintain eye contact. he thinks you’re adorable

the other thing about ari levinson is that he has an endless amount of patience, and he knows that’s all you need. patience. and then, once you’re ready, he’s more than willing to give you the other thing you’re obviously so needy for

ty! honestly though when it comes to ‘mean’ i feel like i’ve barely even scratched the surface (yet😼) i think my brand may be more ‘soft!mean’

like… soft mean!chris isn’t even doing it on purpose, really. he’s just obsessed with you, with the little noises you make, with the way you smell, with how tight and hot you feel. soft!mean chris almost feels guilty that this is the inevitable result - your exhausted body quivering beneath him while he fucks his third load of the evening into your soft, aching cunt. and seeing you all fucked out like this satisfies a part of his lizard brain, sure, but he’ll still press these tender, apologetic kisses to your throat, stroke your wet, tear-streaked cheeks with his thumb as he croons “i know, baby, i know” all sweet and encouraging while he mixes up ur insides

in remembrance of my first ever post on here, i’m gonna go into some detail about what i think frat bf!steve is like

so you two meet in college. and at first you’re “just friends” bc frat bf!steve is a loud dude bro who loves to party and is “not your type”

…until he finally *leans down to hear u better at a noisy frat party with his huge hand caging u against the wall*’s his way into some pussy

u go from being like “what a big beefy meathead🙄” to “what a big😌beefy🥰meathead🥺”

after that first time, none of ur friends see either of u for Days. bucky’s blowing up steve’s phone like deeply concerned for his well-being meanwhile steve’s putting u in positions u didn’t even know existed

speaking of positions, frat bf!steve’s fav is missionary. yes he likes to add a little spice now and then but ultimately, he likes to look at you because he thinks you look pretty when you’re all dumb with his dick…folded in half like a cute lil deck chair😌

when he’s not railing you, he’s Obsessed with fingering you. likes to get u sitting with ur back against his chest, arm around ur waist holding you steady, and then just– knuckle deep

and he’s right there in your ear with his filthy mouth too, mumbling about “you hear that? hear how wet you are for me?” and ur just hhNbHhhHGH

he can do it for Hours sometimes, just working u over with his hands and turning u into a sopping, whimpering mess in his arms

and then he lays u down and starts to undo his fly and ur life flashes before your eyes–

he lovessss ur tits. sometimes he’ll just reach under ur t-shirt when u guys are watching a movie or smthn and you’ll be like “Oh?😏” but then he just.. won’t do anything else

2 hrs later ur finally like “…so we’re not gonna–”and he’s like “gonna what? this is purely innocent, get ur mind out of the gutter, Y/N” voice all muffled bc he’s now got his face smushed between ur boobs

then a minute later he slips a hand down to cup u through ur panties and gently thumb at ur clit.. but only bc YOU put these carnal thoughts in his head🙄

i kind of wanna say he’s into play-fighting/wrestling?? maybe it’s the playful/competitive vibe idk. turns him on like nothing else tho like this man will be bricked up in the middle of a tickle fight

and to balance the scales a little he’ll shove a thigh between ur legs and grind u down against it until ur moaning and gasping while he smirks down at u