welcome to greedfucker hell

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

sunday nights are an evil experiment and we must stay strong and get through them

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up