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cowboy

im gonna make eggplant and greenbeans with bechamel tonight 🥴

cowboy

Lied so hard I made broccoli cheddar soup

gwyoi

why do men lie everytime

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solarpunkwitchcraft

The point of getting rid of the death penalty isn’t that there are some innocent people on it. The point of prison abolition isn’t that there are some innocent people in prison.

The point is that the state shouldn’t have the power to kill people. The point is that the prison system commits systemic abuses of human rights, doesn’t reduce crime, is deeply racist, and doesn’t take the desires of the victims into account. To argue about whether one individual on death row or with a life sentence is innocent or guilty is just a distraction from the central issues, which is that these institutions are unjust and should not exist

c3rvida3

Wait I’m sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)

I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.

asajjvxntress

Hello! This is just a PSA from your friendly Massachusetts resident to all people who do not live in this state!

Do NOT go Salem this Halloween. We are still in the middle of a pandemic! Do not put yourself or any of the residents and workers of Salem at risk. Stay home, watch your favorite Halloween movie, but do NOT go to Salem!

asajjvxntress

I keep seeing pictures of Salem with crowds of people gathered outside or by public areas. Guys, what the hell? If you don’t care about your own health, AT LEAST think of the residents of Salem! You’re putting their well-being at risk by going there!

justsomeantifas

rich people:

millennials:

freeandresponsible

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

justsomeantifas

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for folks in office jobs:

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

drtanner-dickery

The one thing I noticed at the start of lockdown in the spring was that there were so many people out jogging, cycling, doing exercise, etc., and so many people talking about cooking from scratch and all of the other things we’re all constantly being told we’re supposed to be doing to protect our health.

We’ve wanted to do these things all along. It’s not a choice that we don’t, it’s just that nobody has any time or energy left for it after working all day.

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spoon-fresh

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

since halloween’s right around the corner here’s a reminder from your local Jewish Person to not dress up in antisemitic caricatures ie as a stereotypical jew (big nose, yalmulke, payot, dark curly hair, etc), it’s not funny and it’s incredibly offensive. my people are not costumes and neither is our culture.

yehudigorl

hi hello it’s your Local Jew again with another reminder to reblog this everyday until halloween and after it bc i see a lot of you ignoring this like you do the other times when jews try and reach out to you so please keep giving this attention and educating yourselves pls and ty

theshittyfoodblog

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

trashboat

were you cooking this in the sewer

impaled

Chernobyl fleshlight

thecommonchick

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mysharona1987

FFS.

busstop

Kellyanne Conway didn't even care about protecting her child when she knew she'd tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn't even have the option of protecting herself from her mother's infection.

timemachineyeah

Claudia Conway is 15 years old and is bravely exposing her mother’s lies and standing up for her beliefs. I could not have been that brave at that age. I wasn’t that brave at that age, sneaking and lying and trying my best not to incur judgment. I would never have stood up to my parents in front of millions of people. Hell, I’m 32 and I’m reluctant to publicly criticize my parents still.

I hope she doesn’t face too much stress at home for speaking out. I hope people keep watch and prepare and safe space for her if she has to cut ties. I have so much respect for her, and she deserves support and kindness.

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toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again

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shes like 'i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete' and no one stops her because they cant

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firelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow coming in through the entirely Wrong Fucking Window n theres like fifty messenger hawks screeching from down the hall n hes like 'you know what. i dont want to know' n goes back to sleep

misspiggy

well kids...when a she/they and a he/they love each other very much they-

screamingay

spelldealer

french-romarin

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

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