Cacti/Iris @carbonatedcacti - Tumblr Blog

people are looking at my page so i guess i need this

Minors DNI please and thank you; i am an adult who wants to talk to other adults

hi, hello, my name is Cacti, or you can call me Iris, i have no real preference in the matter. i am 23 and I use any/all pronouns, but once again i don't super care what you want to use, anythings fine. i am a full time college student so if i disappear at random intervals, that is why

i have been involved in many a fandom over my years, so if i seem sexy and familiar that's probably why.

i think thats everything, i dont really use twitter but if you must look at it its the same username as here

General warning, I probably will never personally post G*re, however i do interact with those kinds of blogs so consider that

#Pinned Post #introduction to my insanity

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kiwi

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

kiwi

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

softness-and-shattering

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

sacred-portal

flipchild

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

flipchild

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

flipchild

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

hotcrossedfangs

shounenchild

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

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phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

centrally-unplanned

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

sentimentalslut

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

sentimentalslut

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

sentimentalslut

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

sentimentalslut

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

grymmoires

inexplicably-gaining-followers

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

the-haiku-bot

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

I absolutely failed at doing this:

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

Happy disability pride month

nose-bl

via @ninjahijabimuse

this is so much better i love it

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dragongirlsnout

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

dragongirlsnout

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

dragongirlsnout

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

dragongirlsnout

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

muppetshow2026

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

getbentdaily-deactivated2025122

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

muppetshow2026

will you ever forgive me

muppetshow2026

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

tobiasdrake

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

marlynnofmany

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

marlynnofmany

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

save-system

i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones

Is this the cat that boops?

marlynnofmany

It is now!

despazito

iridesia

starridge

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

starridge

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

starridge

the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you

mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen

majomeowjo

your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't

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