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outfit idea
let me know if you have any suggestions
of course thank you
My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I donât remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said âoh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.â
Iâm sorry?
Thatâs a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
Iâm going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she canât find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so itâs time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally Iâm a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but Iâll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars Iâll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didnât know what was happening. Bit now itâs time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
Iâve been cleaning house today and feeling like Iâve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyoneâs lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck meâŚ
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to âhideâ the package where it will probably be foundâŚ
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two werenât already married Iâd beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guyâs dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what Iâm here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love todayâs installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess Iâll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. Sheâll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys donât understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like âaww, itâs too thin. They wonât fit.â I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldnât be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us âgoalsâ and stuff⌠ManâŚ. Itâs kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000⢠before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103
She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is
Came home to find this
But she never looked inside the blue chair
Good stuff, but itâs time for some cookies
Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next
Hmmmmm
Got it.
Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:
Wife and I were sewing Ellyâs Halloween costume up
Yea, she is going to be a spider and itâs super cute and all but. But. Loooook
Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.
The moment she got up I threw them into the closet
Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post
Sry bout that eh.
This is glorious and Iâm so damn happy this is still going.
My god I need to see where else they are hidden. You are a genius sir
why did they give this line to the villain
To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls
This is an important message.
I will never NOT reblog this.
YAS YAS!!!!
We all need to stop holding ourselves to unrealistic standards so we can live a better life

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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
simpsons is so next level
Ha ha seriously tho.
I needed to hear this right now. <3
My new favorite post.
Look, guys, I get that people have opinions on Spider-Man but the American president just insinuated that the vast majority of American Jews are traitors, and the Amazon Rainforest has been burning for over two weeks, this is not as big a deal as people are acting like.Â
The fact that I didnât even HEAR about the latter till you told me earlier today is real telling.
Hi, there! I have a big exam next month and decided to create an exam study kit to organize and increase my productivity. I hope this exam study pack help your final exam. Good luck with your exam, everyone! We can do it!
Exam Study Pack Including
Final Exam ScheduleÂ
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Weekly Study planner
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By the way, I decided to post a new printable item each week (every Saturday). Tomorrow I will post âFree Printable Thanksgiving 2018 Wine Labelsâ including using a Japanese pattern.  So please come back to my blog tomorrow!
Me: rolling around in my wheelchair inside a store taking a bunch of photos
Customer: âCan I ask what youâre taking pictures of?â
Me: âIâm documenting my ADA violations case.â
Customer: âWhat violations?â
Me: Points out five violations I can see from where we are. Explains how to see patterns of ADA violations.
Customer: (in a hostile tone) âWell it canât be *that* bad. I mean, *you* got in here.â
Me: yelling at someone for illegally parking their motorcycle in the access aisle for disabled parking
Complete stranger: comes up to me, gets right in my face and starts yelling at me for being mean to the motorcyclist
If you see a member of a minority class fighting a violation of their civil rights and you decide to throw yourself, uninvited, into the disagreement on the side of the person violating their civil rights, you are officially one of lifeâs villains and I hope you fall off a cliff.

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Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?
donât listen to the haters â¤ď¸ be yourself xx
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Remember how fucking hilarious Phineas and Ferb was?
Iâm a piece of shit but itâs fine
âMAYBE ITâS NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT ITâS GONNA BE MY YEARâ I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. itâs not even a weekend today is Thursday
s/o to sapphic girls with defined jawlines, broad shoulders, cold hands. s/o to girls with bony elbows and knees who feel like no one will think theyre pretty and soft and want to cuddle with them. s/o to every girl who doesnt fit the mold of short, soft, skinny, white sapphics, who think they wont be loved and welcome in the wlw community. youre the bomb.com and girls will love you just as much, i promise!!

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back to school reminders:
your grades donât define you
mental health is a priority
not doing some homework assignments isnât the end of the world
turn things in on time even if they arenât completely done
you donât need a perfect GPA to go to college
apply for scholarships
drama is exhausting; try to avoid it
ask for help when you need it
you arenât stupid for not knowing everything
not every friend is a real one
teachers arenât always right
everyone makes mistakes
you can do it
Because why not? ;-)Â
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I donât think this counts as dancing. Â Or even skipping really. Â Itâs more of an exagerated waddle
So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. Itâs about a year old, and Iâd say itâs pretty safe to say Iâve improved since then. In case you donât agree, letâs take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.
Waddle.
Waddle waddle.
*rolls across the floor*
Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.
Oh wait⌠thatâs not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, letâs see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.Â
not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. balletâŚ
Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.
Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth.Â
And as a teacher too, I canât find much technically wrong with it at all.Â
Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.
Being a ballerina isnât about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with.Â
Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here.Â
So maybe before you peons thinking youâre masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, youâd recognize that this girl clearly has techniqueâunlike your basic asses.
DANCE IS NOT JUST FOR SKINNY PEOPLE
As someone who loves dancing and is overweight⌠this post is awe inspiring.
Keep dancing girl. Youâre my hero
Dance is about JOY! You donât like the dancer? Fuck you for a Joy killer!