Terribly Irrelevant

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Severus: I don't... Hm, well I suppose getting beat was fairly traumatic, as you say, I mean, I don't necessarily think so, but if it appeals to your want.

Harry: *gasp* Same! See, we're bonding.

Severus: YOU WERE WHAT—

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Harry: Oh! I've got a good one! Getting tortured by Voldemort.

Severus:... I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, otherwise it may not be you who kills him.

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Severus:... Hm.. Well, I suppose growing up malnourished might be considered traumatic.

Harry: Yes! See, bonding. Was it used as a punishment too?

weird au where robert gets turned into a cat. did someone magically turn him into a cat? does he really have powers but its the most useless shit ever (turn into cat) so he lies and says he doesn’t? did he get turned into a cat before or after coming to work at SDN? did he have to quit being mecha man cuz he got turned into a cat? maybe he’s just been a cat his entire life? idk. go my catbert.

robert robertcat. robert catbertson. catbert robertson. catbert catbertkitten. meowcha man. mecha meow. mecha cat.

hes annoying yes but have u considered his graduation day

falling asleep on the couch // falling asleep at the desk

The secrets we keep, huh, Logan?

Happy new year everyone!

Allow me to randomly just pop up out of nowhere and drop this fanart of my latest hyperfixation. 😂

Logan x Builder/Lucy from the game My Time at Sandrock! I can't believe how suprisingly complex this game is and I've been obsessed with it during the holidays.

Some self-headcanon scene (sometime after The Goat mission) where Builder/Lucy takes Andy for a quick surprise trip to the hideout and secret feelings are beginning to brew.