I be on that phone

@luminouso

@gavinstrick

The challenge is to fuck up the emblem as much as possible without breaking these rules

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

being on tumblr in 2020 is like being a former samurai in the meiji period

I can’t believe it whenever I see all of these literal babies on their own smartphones and Apple tablets. When I was their age the only thing I would play with was an old goose beanie baby I dubbed Stinky Beak. He was deformed and I hated him and I tried to drown him several times.

This is like the beginning of Us