smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about