This is what I do on snapchat :(
Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Donāt only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - Iām not, y'know. Iām just saying.
Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I canāt really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-Iām trying.
Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well thereās a three headed dog in there. Iām not sure if thatās the ladies room or whatev. Why donāt we have maps?
Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, heās too tiny and heās not as fast - heās not as cool as, you know, the other owls.
Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.
THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART




















