jeffries tubes make brain go brrrrrr

harry and seven definitely run into each other on a semi-regular basis during the overlapping years of their captain eras, often in the context of the voyager-b showing up to save the asses of the enterprise-g or vice-versa, and they’ll exchange some witty “heh just like old times” banter before solving the problem of the week together and then after they hang out and grab a drink at ten forward or sandrine’s and every time seven is like “fuckk i hope he doesn’t bring up janeway” but of course harry is a fairly emotionally intelligent guy and knows this is a touchy subject so he spends most of the time gracefully dancing around the specter of janeway that haunts them both despite the fact that every time he’s back at starfleet headquarters he and janeway get lunch and she inevitably gets that misty look in her eyes and is like “tell me… have you heard from seven recently… i hope she’s doing alright…” and he’s like “yep she’s doing great she’s just really busy. don’t worry about it. have you tried the salmon?”

Culturally significant forbidden candy

Ds9 s7 rewrite where the dax symbiont doesnt show signs of dying after being removed from jadzia so they just keep the worm around as a pet. Julian walks around with it in a satchel and feeds it silk cut purple 100s. When sisko is unavailable it still captains the defiant btw. Sits on the captains chair and everything. SOPPING wet

@garaks-padded-cell

My Deep Space 9 self-insert fantasy is working for Garak in his tailor shop, however, I also know for a fact that he would be a terrible boss. He would be liable to snap and yell at me over tiny mistakes just because he's having a bad day. He'd drop everything and leave me to man the counter myself, no matter how many customers were waiting, the second Bashir showed up and asked him to lunch. He'd get drunk and oversleep the next morning and be late to open the place, but expect me to just stand there waiting indefinitely on the promenade and be ready to start working whenever he feels like showing up (obviously I can't unlock the door myself, he would never give me his constantly changing series of complex security codes). And then I'd probably die because he forgot about me when he blew it up.